150+ Best Funny Valentine's Day Messages, Quotes, Wishes

Valentine's Day is a time for celebrating love and affection, not just with romantic partners, but also with friends and loved ones. Adding humor to your Valentine's messages can make the day even more special and enjoyable. This article offers a variety of funny valentine's day messages for different recipients, ensuring you can spread joy and laughter this Valentine's Day.

Funny Valentine's Day Messages for Friends

Roses are red, violets are blue, being single is great when I have a friend like you!

Let's celebrate our friendship with pizza and wine, because who needs love when we have each other?

To my best friend on Valentine's Day: thanks for always being there, even when my love life is a mess!

Here's to another year of being each other's emergency contact.

You're the peanut butter to my jelly, and the one who makes my life less nutty!

Valentine's Day is about love, and I love how we don't have to do anything romantic today!

Just another excuse for us to eat chocolate and complain about life.

Friendship is like chocolate: it makes everything better.

Valentine's Day is for suckers. Luckily, we're smart enough to just enjoy the candy and skip the drama.

Who needs romance when we have each other and a good Netflix binge?

Thanks for being the kind of friend who understands my level of crazy.

Valentine's Day without you would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

I'd be lost without you, or at least very bored.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a dessert, I'd never share you!

You're my favorite person to text memes to.

Funny Valentine's Day Messages for Your Partner

Let's keep the romance alive by binge-watching our favorite shows.

You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it if you buy me chocolate.

Thanks for always pretending to listen when I talk about my day.

I love you more than my favorite show, and that's saying a lot.

Let's make sure our love stays as fresh as the flowers I just bought you.

You're the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

I love you almost as much as I love our dog (but don't tell the dog).

Our love is like a fine wine -- it gets better with age, and sometimes makes us act silly.

I'm so glad I swiped right.

You're my favorite person to do nothing with.

Let's celebrate by doing something we both love: absolutely nothing.

Our love story is my favorite, even if it sometimes feels like a sitcom.

Thanks for putting up with me, even when I'm hangry.

You're the only person I'd share my fries with.

Let's grow old and funny together.

Funny Valentine's Day Messages for Long-Distance Relationships

Distance means nothing when someone means everything. Thank goodness for video calls!

I miss you almost as much as I miss having someone to do my laundry.

Long-distance sucks, but I still love you.

I can't wait until we're in the same time zone again.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder... and the phone bill higher.

Let's pretend we're together tonight and binge-watch the same show.

Missing you is my least favorite hobby.

Just think of all the great stories we'll have when we're finally together.

I can't wait until I'm there with you.

Thanks for loving me from afar and not minding my ridiculous texts.

Distance may keep us apart, but love keeps us connected.

Just think -- every day apart is one day closer to being together.

Long-distance relationships are tough, but we're tougher.

I can't wait until we can celebrate together in person.

You're worth every mile between us.

Funny Valentine's Day Messages for Him

Let's celebrate by doing absolutely nothing together.

You're the bacon to my eggs.

I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.

I'm so lucky to have a boyfriend like you.

Thanks for being my favorite weirdo.

You're the cheese to my macaroni.

Let's keep the romance alive by watching our favorite shows.

You're my favorite person to annoy.

Thanks for always knowing how to make me laugh.

You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it if you do the dishes tonight.

Let's be lazy together and call it romance.

I love you more than my morning brew.

I'd choose you over a plate of nachos any day.

You're my favorite distraction.

Let's make this one as unforgettable as our first date.

Funny Valentine's Day Messages for Her

You're my favorite person to do nothing with.

You're the jelly to my peanut butter.

I love you more than chocolate, and that's saying something.

Being with you makes my dreams come true.

Thanks for putting up with me and my bad jokes.

You're the frosting on my cupcake.

Let's celebrate by staying in and ordering takeout.

You're my favorite person to annoy.

Thanks for always making me smile.

You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it if you make cookies tonight.

You're the best thing that ever happened to me, even better than Netflix.

I'm so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.

I love you more than coffee, and that's saying a lot.

You're my favorite daydream.

Let's make this one as memorable as our first kiss.

Funny Valentine's Day Messages for Single Friends

Let's celebrate our independence with ice cream and bad movies.

Who needs a date when I've got a friend like you?

Being single is awesome when I've got you.

Here's to us and our fabulous single lives.

No date? No problem!

Let's treat ourselves to something special today.

Who needs romance when we've got friendship?

Let's celebrate by doing whatever we want.

Being single means more chocolate for us.

Here's to another year of being each other's emergency contact.

Who needs a significant other when we've got each other?

Let's embrace our single status and have a blast.

No valentine? No worries!

Cheers to us and our fabulous single selves.

Single and fabulous -- that's us!

Funny Valentine's Day Messages for Married Couples

Let's celebrate by arguing over what to watch on TV.

You're my forever valentine, whether you like it or not.

Thanks for putting up with my nonsense all these years.

Marriage means never having to say you're sorry... just kidding!

Let's continue to be weird together for the rest of our lives.

You're the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my days.

Let's celebrate by pretending we're still young and fun.

Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.

Thanks for always knowing how to make me laugh.

You're my favorite person to do nothing with.

Let's keep the romance alive by arguing over the thermostat.

You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it if you make dinner tonight.

Here's to another year of laughing at each other's jokes.

Marriage is about love, laughter, and lots of pizza.

Let's celebrate by being as lazy as possible together.

Funny Valentine's Day Messages for Newlyweds

Our first married Valentine's Day, and I'm still not tired of you!

Just married and already celebrating our first Valentine's Day. Let's make it fun!

Let's keep the honeymoon phase alive with lots of chocolate and wine.

Our first Valentine's Day as newlyweds -- let's make it unforgettable!

We may be newlyweds, but we've got the love of an old married couple.

Happy first Valentine's Day as my forever roommate!

Here's to our first Valentine's Day with lots of love and laughter.

Newlyweds and already celebrating our first Valentine's Day. Cheers to us!

Our first married Valentine's Day -- let's make it as special as our wedding day.

Let's celebrate our first Valentine's Day as Mr. and Mrs. with lots of fun.

Newlyweds on Valentine's Day -- let's make it a day to remember!

Our first Valentine's Day as a married couple -- let's keep the romance alive!

Here's to our first Valentine's Day as newlyweds. Let's make it amazing!

Valentine's Day as newlyweds -- let's enjoy every moment together.

Our first married Valentine's Day -- let's make it unforgettable!

Funny Valentine's Day Messages with Puns

You're purr-fect for me, valentine!

I love you a latte, valentine!

We make a great pear, valentine!

You're the balm, valentine!

I'm nuts about you, valentine!

You're berry special to me, valentine!

You're the apple of my eye, valentine!

I'm totally crackers about you, valentine!

You make my heart pop, valentine!

You're dino-mite, valentine!

I'm hooked on you, valentine!

You're the zest, valentine!

I'm bananas for you, valentine!

You make me melt, valentine!

You're my butter half, valentine!

Funny Valentine's Day Messages for Social Media

Single or taken, I've got chocolate and wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day: because love needs a special day for Instagram.

Roses are red, violets are blue, here's my Valentine's post just for you.

Happy Valentine's Day! May your day be filled with chocolate and likes.

Posting a Valentine's selfie, because why should couples have all the fun?

Valentine's Day: the perfect excuse to post a cute couple photo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, social media is better with you.

Sharing the love and the hashtags. Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day: a day to celebrate love and perfect captions.

Posting a love note to myself, because self-love is important too!

Valentine's Day: the day I remind everyone I'm still single.

Sharing a Valentine's post, because love looks great with a filter.

Happy Valentine's Day! Remember, chocolate has no calories today.

Posting a pic with my true love -- pizza. Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day: the perfect day to post that cute couple photo we've been saving.

Happy Valentine's Day! Here's to love, laughter, and lots of likes.

Conclusion

Adding humor to your Valentine's Day messages is a great way to bring a smile to the faces of those you care about. Whether you're writing to friends, partners, or loved ones, these funny valentine's day messages are sure to spread joy and laughter. Celebrate the day with a touch of humor and enjoy the special moments with those you cherish.