120+ Best Cringe Pick up Lines

Ever tried using cringe pick up lines to break the ice, only to instantly regret it? You’re not alone. Whether it’s a cheesy one-liner or an awkward compliment, these painfully funny attempts at flirting usually land somewhere between hilarious and horrifying. But hey, sometimes the cringiest lines are the most memorable—even if they don’t exactly win you any cool points. Let’s face it: we’ve all been there.

Cringe Pick up Lines for Girl

Are you a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.

Is your name Google because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

You must be a campfire because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Are you made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.

Is your dad a baker because you’re a cutie pie.

Are you a time traveler because I see you in my future.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.

Are you a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you.

Is your name Wi-Fi because I’m really feeling a connection.

Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Are you a bank loan because you’ve got my interest.

Is your name Ariel because we were mermaid for each other.

Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot.

Cringe Pick up Lines for Boy

Are you a dictionary because you’re adding meaning to my life.

Is your name Chapstick because you’re da balm.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine.

Are you a broom because you swept me off my feet.

Is your dad a boxer because you’re a knockout.

Are you a bank because I want to deposit my love in you.

Do you like raisins because you’d look better with a date.

Are you a candle because you light up my life.

Is your name Cinderella because your smile is magical.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Are you a keyboard because you’re just my type.

Is your name Netflix because I could watch you all day.

Do you have a pencil because I want to erase your past and write our future.

Are you a parking space because you’re taken.

Is your name Subway because you’re giving me a five-dollar footlong.

Cringe Pick up Lines in Tagalog

Naku parang elevator ka, kasi bumababa ang puso ko tuwing kasama kita!

Gusto mo bang maging kalendaryo? Kasi ikaw ang gusto kong tignan araw-araw!

Ang ganda mo talaga parang adobo, nakakagutom at nakakaadik!

Sana maging electric fan ka na lang, para kahit malayo ako ramdam ko ang hangin mo!

Ang init init ng panahon pero mas mainit ang tingin mo sakin!

Pwede bang maging baso ka na lang? Kasi gusto kitang yakapin ng matagal!

Ang sweet mo parang mangga't bagoong, nakakatakam at nakakamiss!

Gusto mo bang maging bola? Kasi gusto kitang sipain papunta sa puso ko!

Ang ganda ng ngiti mo parang sunshine sa umaga, nakakagising ng puso!

Sana maging cellphone ka na lang, para kahit saan dalhin kita!

Ang lakas ng tama mo sakin parang bagyong Yolanda, hindi ko makakalimutan!

Pwede bang maging libro ka? Kasi gusto kitang basahin ng paulit-ulit!

Ang sarap ng boses mo parang tsokolate, nakakatunaw ng puso!

Gusto mo bang maging payong? Kasi gusto kitang i-share sa buhay ko!

Ang ganda ng mata mo parang bituin, nakakabulag at nakakalunod!

Cringe Pick up Lines in Hindi

क्या तुम जादूगरनी हो? क्योंकि जब भी तुम सामने आती हो, मेरे दिमाग की छुट्टी हो जाती है।

तुम्हारे बिना तो Wi-Fi जैसा लगता है — connected तो हूँ, पर कुछ चल नहीं रहा।

तुम्हारी आँखों में कुछ तो बात है... शायद डस्ट फेल गई है!

अगर तुम पास होती हो, तो दिल Bluetooth की तरह automatically connect हो जाता है।

तुम्हें देखकर तो Google भी सोचता होगा, “अब मैं क्या सर्च करूं?”

तुम्हारा नाम क्या है? या सीधे Mrs. Future बोलूं?

तेरे लिए तो मैं चाय भी छोड़ सकता हूँ… लेकिन फिर साथ कौन पिएगा?

अगर तुम Emoji होती, तो definitely होती।

तुम्हें देख कर तो Windows भी crash कर जाए, इतनी beauty overload!

तुम्हारी हँसी सुनकर तो मेरा दिल "LOL" कर देता है।

तुम्हें देखकर दिल कहता है – "अब तो uninstall कर दो Tinder!"

तुम्हें देखकर लगता है कि Dilwale Dulhania ले गए… पर बाकी सब को क्या?

तुम्हारी आँखें इतनी गहरी हैं, लगता है swimming करनी पड़ेगी!

तुम्हारी एक स्माइल से ज़्यादा charm तो मेरी crush की पूरी DP में नहीं है।

तुम्हें देखकर लगता है कि भगवान ने Photoshop खुद चलाया था!

Cringe Pick up Lines in Malayalam

നിന്റെ മുഖം കണ്ടപ്പോൾ എന്റെ ഹൃദയം ഒരു പാട്ട് പാടാൻ തുടങ്ങി!

നീയൊരു തേങ്ങയാണെന്ന് എനിക്ക് തോന്നുന്നു കാരണം നിന്നെ കണ്ടാൽ എന്റെ ഹൃദയം ചൂടാകുന്നു!

നിന്റെ കണ്ണുകൾ എന്റെ ആത്മാവിനെ ആകർഷിക്കുന്നു നിന്റെ പുഞ്ചിരി എന്റെ ഹൃദയത്തെ ഉരുകിക്കുന്നു നിന്റെ സ്പർശം എന്നെ പൂർണ്ണമാക്കുന്നു!

നീയൊരു സൂര്യനാണോ കാരണം നിന്നെ കണ്ടാൽ എന്റെ ജീവിതം പ്രകാശമാകുന്നു!

നിന്റെ വാക്കുകൾ എന്നെ ഒരു സ്വപ്നലോകത്തിലേക്ക് കൊണ്ടുപോകുന്നു!

നീയൊരു പഴമാണോ കാരണം നിന്നെ കണ്ടാൽ എന്റെ ജീവിതം മധുരമാകുന്നു!

നിന്റെ നടത്തം എന്റെ ഹൃദയത്തിന്റെ ലയനം നിന്റെ പുഞ്ചിരി എന്റെ ആത്മാവിന്റെ സംഗീതം നിന്റെ സാന്നിധ്യം എന്റെ ജീവിതത്തിന്റെ പൂർണ്ണത!

നീയൊരു താരമാണോ കാരണം നിന്നെ കണ്ടാൽ എന്റെ ജീവിതം പ്രകാശമാകുന്നു!

നിന്റെ കണ്ണുകളിൽ എന്റെ ഭാവി കാണുന്നു!

നീയൊരു മലയാള സിനിമാ ഗാനമാണോ കാരണം നിന്നെ കണ്ടാൽ എന്റെ ഹൃദയം നൃത്തം ചെയ്യുന്നു!

നിന്റെ സ്നേഹം എന്നെ ഒരു കവിതയാക്കുന്നു!

നീയൊരു മഴവില്ലാണോ കാരണം നിന്നെ കണ്ടാൽ എന്റെ ജീവിതം വർണ്ണങ്ങളാൽ നിറയുന്നു!

നിന്റെ സ്പർശം എന്റെ ചർമ്മത്തിൽ തീ പിടിപ്പിക്കുന്നു!

നീയൊരു ചോക്ലേറ്റാണോ കാരണം നിന്നെ കണ്ടാൽ എന്റെ ജീവിതം മധുരമാകുന്നു!

നിന്റെ സാന്നിധ്യം എന്റെ ജീവിതത്തിന്റെ ഏറ്റവും മനോഹരമായ അദ്ധ്യായമാണ്!

Cringe Pick up Lines in Telugu

నీ ముఖం చూస్తే నా గుండె ఒక పాట పాడుతోంది!

నీవు ఒక తీపి పండు లాంటివి ఎందుకంటే నిన్ను చూస్తే నా జీవితం తీపి అవుతుంది!

నీ కళ్ళు నా ఆత్మను ఆకర్షిస్తాయి నీ చిరునవ్వు నా గుండెను కరిగిస్తుంది నీ స్పర్శ నన్ను పూర్తి చేస్తుంది!

నీవు ఒక సూర్యుడివా ఎందుకంటే నిన్ను చూస్తే నా జీవితం ప్రకాశవంతమవుతుంది!

నీ మాటలు నన్ను ఒక స్వప్నలోకానికి తీసుకువెళతాయి!

నీవు ఒక హనీమూన్ లాంటివి ఎందుకంటే నిన్ను చూస్తే నా జీవితం మధురమవుతుంది!

నీ నడక నా గుండె యొక్క కరగడం నీ చిరునవ్వు నా ఆత్మ యొక్క సంగీతం నీ ఉనికి నా జీవితం యొక్క పూర్తితనం!

నీవు ఒక నక్షత్రమవా ఎందుకంటే నిన్ను చూస్తే నా జీవితం ప్రకాశవంతమవుతుంది!

నీ కళ్ళలో నా భవిష్యత్తు కనిపిస్తుంది!

నీవు ఒక తెలుగు సినిమా పాటవా ఎందుకంటే నిన్ను చూస్తే నా గుండె నృత్యం చేస్తుంది!

నీ ప్రేమ నన్ను ఒక కవితగా మారుస్తుంది!

నీవు ఒక ఇంద్రధనుస్సువా ఎందుకంటే నిన్ను చూస్తే నా జీవితం రంగులతో నిండిపోతుంది!

నీ స్పర్శ నా చర్మంపై నిప్పులను పుట్టిస్తుంది!

నీవు ఒక చాక్లెట్టవా ఎందుకంటే నిన్ను చూస్తే నా జీవితం తీపి అవుతుంది!

నీ ఉనికి నా జీవితంలోని అత్యంత అందమైన అధ్యాయం!

Funny Cringe Pick up Lines

Are you a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears in the most awkward way possible.

You must be a broom because you swept me off my feet and now I can't stop cringing at myself.

I was going to say something smooth but then I saw you and my brain turned into mashed potatoes.

Is your name Google because you've got everything I've been awkwardly searching for.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber but this line is more like a bad pumpkin.

Do you have a map I keep getting lost in your eyes and now I'm too embarrassed to ask for directions.

Are you a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you and I'm too scared to touch.

Is it hot in here or is it just the secondhand embarrassment from this terrible pickup line.

You must be a campfire because you're hot and I'm too nervous to put you out.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because your face looks like it hit every branch on the way down.

Are you made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te and I'm cringing at my own chemistry joke.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together but honestly this line needs to be thrown away.

You must be a bank loan because you've got my interest but this conversation is bankrupt.

Is your dad a boxer because you're a knockout and I'm about to get knocked out for saying this.

Are you a time traveler because I can see you in my future cringing at this moment with me.

Short Cringe Pick up Lines

Do you like raisins because this line is aging poorly.

Are you WiFi because this connection is weak.

Is your name Cinderella because this shoe fits.

You must be tired from running through my awkward dreams.

Do you believe in love at first cringe.

Can I follow you home for safety reasons.

Are you a parking space because this is taken.

Did the sun come out or did you just cringe.

Is this the Hogwarts Express because this is magical cringe.

Do you have a Band-Aid for this secondhand embarrassment.

Are you a camera because this moment needs to be deleted.

Is your dad a baker because this line is half-baked.

Can you pinch me to see if this is real cringe.

Are you a dictionary because this needs defining.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine awkwardly.

Conclusion

So next time you're trying to break the ice, maybe skip the cringe pick-up lines and go for something more genuine. And if you ever need help crafting the perfect message—whether it's flirty or professional—try the AI writing generator from Tenorshare. It's totally free, with no limits, and makes writing a breeze!